The surest way to Team Brenda’s heart is not to sing songs by Justin Bieber.  Listen, I was once that rabid teen who put up pictures of boys that make me go “yayyyyyy.”  And yet, I don’t see the attraction with Bieber.  I’d be more inclinded to throw my retainer at Puck or Sam than I would a boy who is on the cusp of puberty.   Join me as I think aloud about last night’s episode.

Attempted Sue-icide by gummi vitamins.  Sue banked on a “forever sleep” brought on by an overdose of Vitamin A and it failed her. Now that you’re OK, let’s talk about that huge suite you have set up in the high school.  Are tax dollars going into that queen-sized bed?

The episode was supposed to be about anthems, but all I got were a few lousy Bieber songs and a vulgar number by Lauren.  Downgrade.  Even bigger downgrade for the image of Puck in his tighty greys.  My eyes!

Despite his enormous mouth, I still find Sam adorable.  I hope Chord Overstreet isn’t offended that the writers are using his facial features for material.  After awhile, it could get old.  For now, it’s pretty spot-on:

Puck:”Dude, the haircut makes your mouth look even bigger.”

Santana: “Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ration is way off.”

Sue:”We gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.” (This may or may not have anything to do with Sam’s mouth, but we’ll package it in with the rest of the digs).

Sue’s tartan track suit holds a close second to her track wedding gown.

I’m not sure whether Puck’s fascination with Lauren is legitamite or not, but let’s get on with it.  Either take her in your arms and plant a kiss, or just be friends.

Who’s the bigger diva with the better voice: Mercedes or Rachel?

Glee, do better next week and give me some ballads.  I’m looking at you, sponge hair square jaw.

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