For some, the holidays are about going all out.  One may throw a Christmas party celebrating “A Season Of Me.”  Others will pen hand-written notes to everyone they’ve ever met about the lives of their overachieving children you never got along with (to these people, I ask you to stop sending these letters.  We have Facebook, so I’m well aware that Sally has a law degree, is happily married to an investment banker and is closing on her second home in Hawaii. It’s just all so wonderful).

If you’re a Kardashian,  you use your Christmas picture as a way to get Mario Testino‘s attention.  Leave it to Kris Jenner to come up with the most obnoxious way to scream “Seasons Greetings! We Made A Ton Of Money This Year And We’re Showing You How We Did It!”  I can’t believe Lamar Odom agreed to this picture.  I CAN believe that this is Scott Disick‘s most favorite picture of all time.  Although Khloe does look fantastic.  It’s just so…gaudy.  Dress in ugly sweaters, or take an impromptu picture on the beach.  I know there are so many of you, but we have 364 days of heavy eye makeup and skintight clothing.  How about some Santa pajamas and smiles?

Bruce Jenner looks so cafe miz.

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