Oh, Steve Sanders.  You get to experience the wonder of fatherhood for reals.

People.com confirmed that Beverly Hills, 90210‘s Ian Ziering and his wife Erin are expecting a girl.  Erin is 4 1/2 months along, and the couple got married in May.  If I do the math right, that means Steve sealed the deal during the honeymoon. Heyoooo Sanders, you silly KEG.  Remember when you cried like a baby when those two trollops stole your corvette?  Being a parent will make you cry harder.  Make sure your friendship with Brandon, Jason Priestly is solid.  You’ll need him to talk you down from several ledges.

I’m so classy.

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