The Tom Brady lookalike aka Alaric Saltzman is back and looking delicious, per usual!  The Vampire Diaries is responsible for corralling some of television’s best-looking men.  Guilty as charged.

Oooooh the stink eye Elena just gave Damon as they prepared for their road trip was a bad one.  Even I had to look away.

Ga’bless Stefan for trying to keep Caroline as human as possible so that she can still exist amongst her mortal friends.  Come on, Bonnie.  Stop being a huge a**hole and cast a spell that will let Caroline go on day dates with Matt.  Just because she killed your carney prom date doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be given a second chance.

Damon just eye-f#cked Elena.  And she totally liked it.  The sexual tension between those two is nauseating.

Not loving Caroline’s casual vampire outfit.  She should be turning on the glamour.  Instead she’s wearing hideous capris and fuggers flats.

I can’t wait to hear more about TVD version of werewolves. 

Don’t go near the car window, Stefan!  Don’t!  There’s a werewolf in there and he’s all hopped up on the full moon!  How strange, that this episode aired and it’s a full moon tonight IN REAL LIFE!

Ahh Damon.  He wants so badly for Elena to just like him.  She doesn’t have to love him (yet).  She just has to like him, faults and all.

SH*T!  I can’t believe Caroline went after Matt’s open wound.  Now he’s on the ground, struggling for his life.  Stefan needs to be on her at all times.

So…where is Matt at this point, after Tyler scared off his uncle/werewolf and the vampires survived yet another Mystic Falls brush with death?

Even all muddied up, Mason is hot hottie hot.  He’d make me go werewolf.

Looks like Matt’s ok.  He’s got a bandage on his neck and his arm is in sad shape, but…Matt’s ok.

I was afraid for Caroline to weep because I didn’t want her blood tears to show.  Then I forgot I wasn’t watching True Blood.

“Yes, you have lost me forever.”  GASP!  Damon’s spirit is therefore broken.  With no Katherine and now no Elena, he has nothing.  He has me.  He has me and my heart forever and ever.

I’m so over Katherine’s presence on this show. 

I’m sorry to Abby for making her watch this with me.


Someone’s going to help me out.  Elena is Isabel’s daughter, who was turned into a vampire by Damon, right?  Elena is also a descendant of Katherine, but how is this possible is Katherine was a vampire and couldn’t procreate?  And if Katherine was able to procreate as a vampire, does that mean that Elena have vampire in her blood?

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