Good news-Television and America has found a place for seven hot messes in Hollywood (the clean-up will take awhile, as there are many a hot mess in Hollywoodland).  UsMagazine.com reports that the new cast of Celebrity Rehab on VH1, to air later this year, includes:

Jason Wahler (From Laguna Beach.  I JUST enjoyed a marathon this past weekend with the gremlins)
Janice Dickinson (in the middle of reading her bio, No Lifeguard On Duty)
Jason Davis (Gummi bear socialite and brother of greasy Brandon Davis)
Jeremy London (He was just in the news for being “kidnapped and forced to smoke crack”)
Rachel Uchitel (was not aware she had a substance abuse problem)
Leif Garrett
Frankie Lons (mother of Keyshia Cole)

Now, we’re all fully aware that substance abuse is a horrible demon and anyone who accepts help and wants to clean up should be applauded.  However, we all expect the celebrities listed to actually try to get clean, and not use this an opportunity for camera time.  I personally don’t believe in a show like this.  Dr. Drew, please work your magic.

Image via MTV.com