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Spencer and Heidi are throwing Enzo a birthday party?  That’s kind of weird.  Then again, Spencer keeps her brain in a jar with his crystals.  At least it’s nice to see that the other “cast” members are witnessing this bizarre behavior.  Looks like you’re not THAT crazy, America!

Heidi does NOT have a party planner for a neighbor’s kid’s seven year old.  She wants wizards over “there.” 

“We areeeeeee just planning Enzo’s birthday party.”
“What?”

Okay, I don’t want to watch anymore scenes with Heidi.  She’s so far gone that it’s too hard to watch her try to exist.  Poor, vapid Heidi.

Pig Pen showed up to bowl! 

Charlie‘s friends with Brody, Frankie and company?  I guess I don’t blame him since Spencer’s gone crazy straws.  Spencer’s angry.  Heidi’s melting.  ‘Tis all good.

Look at Enzo’s party.  Man oh man.  Is that an elephant?  Holy God.  Who payed for this party?  The elephant has taken hold of a child and now the child is hanging from the elephant’s trunk!

Audrina and Kristin shoe shopping together?  Weird.  Staged.

Is it bad that The Hills episodes are getting too long for me?

Ooh, I think In-N-Out catered the seventh birthday extravaganza. I’ve changed my mind.  The birthday party was a great idea.

Does Ryan Cabrera think being on The Hills will advance his music career? Just asking.

Is Justin Bobby coming back this season? I kind of miss his nonsensical wisdom.  Perhaps Charlie is here to take his place. I’m okay with that.