Last night during the craptasical Bachelor finale, the new contestants for season 10 of Dancing With The Stars were announced.

Aiden Turner (Soap star)
Buzz Aldrin (The other guy who walked on the moon)
Chad Ochocinco (Football dude)
Erin Andrews (ESPN broad)
Evan Lysacek (Olympic skater)
Jake Pavelka (trash-magnate)
Kate Gosselin (Jon & Kate Plus 8. Who’s watching the kids?)
Nicole Scherzinger (Lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls.  Why are you on this, Nicole? Your career is good right now)
Niecy Nash (Reno 911)
Pamela Anderson 
Shannen Doherty

I’m vury excited to see Brenda Walsh back on primetime TV, but I loathe Dancing With The Stars.  The only way I’ll watch is if Doherty A) Gets into a fight with her dance partner B) Gets into a fight with one of the judges or C) Slaps the sh*t out of any one member of the audience or cast like she slapped Aundrea that summer in drama class.  BOOM.

More on The Bachelor later.  I still need to sit awhile with last night’s episode.