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For some reason, Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis is on The Millionaire Matchmaker. He was in one scene of Million Dollar Listing because (I assume) he is a friend of Josh Flagg’s. I thought it was a joke at first. No, scratch that. I thought he was gay at first. Fine, great. Then it turns out he’s straight and looking for a “Stepford Wife.” What? Davis has a history of drugs (note: he is 25), and I fear the drugs impaired his speech and walk properly. Or perhaps he’s still high. I’m not sure. The guy freaks me out. Patti can’t possibly be taking this seriously. Her ratings must be down.
“Ok, cutie patootie. Which one did you choose?”
“Umm….the blonde.”
“They’re both blonde.”
“You are an ugly firecrotch bitch.” Patti is one adjective away from poppin’ a cap in someone’s ass.
Look at Jason ripping a butt in his limo. Poor Jason is a mess. Brother can’t even stand up straight. He needs a caregiver, not a girlfriend. You know who he reminds me of? Ozzy Osbourne.
he was so annoying and rude. who cares if he's a millionaire if he can't speak, walk, or think.
i second you on the caretaker.
but did you see patti with her hair curled a little? i thought it looked really good on her.