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“I went swimming with sharks today.”

I love how Kelly drops F bombs every 2nd sentence.  I love this woman.  

Just a memo to all those aspiring fashionistas out there:  the fashion industry is not glamorous, but it does teach you to be one tough bitch.  Case-In-Point: Kell On Earth.

Why the SOD is Kelly Cutrone friends with Ashley Dupre?  God, Ashley is such a trash bag.  She’s a legit hooker.  A real, live hooker.  “Everyone’s hookers, you know?”  No.  We don’t know, Trashley.  Indulge us.

“Everything’s so fine.  It’s so fine.”

Kelly’s assistant, Andrew M. is wearing a floor-length sequin dress at the Bryant Park tents.  I love it.  It’s fantastic.

Everyone at People’s Revolution looks sad, sick or both.  Stephanie Skinner looks especially ill.  She grew up in Chicago and always aspired to have this sort of lifestyle.  Great choice, huh Steph?

The little tan man with the lisp offered Skinner an Ativan and she refused, referencing pill poppers.  Tan man clarified what it means to be a pill popper in the fashion world: You’re only a pill popper if you injest when not stressed. 

Kelly keeps it real.  I dig her piss-poor attitude and vision of the world through poop-stained glasses. 

Somebody needs to feed Stephanie Skinner.  Her bones are showing through her chest and she needs a facial.  Kelly, do something!

I respect what Kelly Cutrone does, but I would never want to be employed by People’s Revolution.  My hat goes off to the kids who work there.