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Last night brought us a bonus episode of
Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Kim felt obligated to “work” on her birthday. And by work, I mean she showed up at the
Venetian in Las Vegas, received a huge suite, served a delicious meal in a private room, then paid $50,000 to make an appearance. So hard.
What made the night a tad more difficult was that Rob Kardashian and Kourtney‘s prize horse, Scott Disick, decided to tie a few on during daylight hours. They sat in swim trunks and tees, killing glass after glass of beers, only to chase said beer with tequila. The result: a type of drunk no one enjoys. While that’s happening, birthday girl ran through the shops shouting “I have ten minutes! Ten minutes to shop, then I have to get back to work!” Definition of work: sitting in a chair at 5pm for hair and makeup so that subject is ready for dinner at 8pm.
While this is all going on, Scott slipped further and further into a deep hole of saucery. This crossover to the dark side turned a monster out of the normally lazy and unmotivated Scott. He yelled vulgarities at Rob’s ladyfriend (she might be from Vegas, but let’s not jump to conclusions and assume she’s a hooker). Then after Rob came up to interrupt a nap (huge mistake on Rob’s part), Scott awoke only to display an increased eagerness to fight. Mission accomplished. Kris entered the picture, only to witness the unraveling of baby daddy. She’s pissed. She’s Mary-Ellen-pissed. Gritting her teeth, yelling at Rob, begging/demanding Scott go to his room and skip dinner. Things are bad. Scott’s boss (Quick-Trim dude and a GNC honch) are schedule to dine with the Dashies, and there ain’t a chance in Hell Scott will join them.
Scene: dinner in a private room. Things are going well. That Gastineau chick is there, new stainish friend Jonathan Cheban is there. It’s great. Prego Kourtney seems to be enjoying the only break from boozerson she’s gotten all night. Until….terror in a french cuff dress shirt arrives. Scott awoke and wants to dine. Oh sh*t. Scott continued the party with a fresh Grey Goose and tonic until Kris declared “NO MORE!” Oh no. Enter the Dragon. A waiter gets caught in the cross-fire. A hundred dollar bill is stuffed in waiter’s mouth (a valiant attempt, at least) and Scott is dismissed from dinner. All the while, a prego Kourtney just sits. Sits and watches. No reaction, no emotion. Just sitting.
End scene: Kim complete her party-going, hops on a flight to LA and films her Carl’s Jr salad commercial. Kourtney changes the locks on her deadbeat boyfriend and settles in for the night. Scott is probably still sleeping off his hangover to this day.
Line Of The Night: “I hate him”-Kris Kardashian
Watched this last night. Such a cliff hanger or is there another episode left of the season. What did you make of Rob's guest. She looked just like Kim and it freaked me out. I think Kourtney and Scott are still together. He's such a loser. Love the French Cuff Man descriptions.