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More to watch on Bravo in 2010. Fear not. Binging on this gooey sh*t won’t make you fat. Andy Cohen would NHEEEEVER let that happen. Here’s what’s going on, according to Bravo and E!’s Watch With Kristin.

New Meat. Not Fresh Meat.
Scariest Mary-On-The-Block Kelly Cutrone has landed her own series on Bravo. Sopresa, sopresa. Kelly Cutrone is THE PR Fashion Guru who bulldozed some of the dumber broads on The Hills and The City (are you reading this, Stephanie Pratt?) Cutrone’s new series, Kell On Earth, follows the nutter as she juggles being the toast of New York, fashion weeks galore and being a single mother.

Marriage. Baby. Mean Person!
Bethenny Frankel‘s got her petite lil’ hands full in 2010 with TWO reality series. The busy mama returns on March 4th on The Real Housewives of New York City, and rumor has it that she’s burning bridges with my future-bestie-for-life, Jill Zarin. That’s a no-no in my book. Her next venture is a reality show of her very own. The title? Bethenny’s Getting Married? I’m Ron Burgundy? The question mark is supposed to be there.

Guess who else is coming back? Rachel Zoe and her Zoebots, Jeff Lewis and da crew, Kathy Griffin (should I start watch?). So much!