MTV announced that after much contract deliberation, season two of Jersey Shore is a GO. The original cast will travel to a new destination (probably Cancun, if I were a betting ladygal), away from the coldy cold Northeast. 12 new episodes have been ordered to air next summer, according to US Magazine. I hope these dopes don’t get too big for their britches next season. Keep it real and remember why you’re on television: because you’re all idiots and America needs a good laugh.
In the meantime, the money-hungry halfwits will stay busy trying to build up a nest egg to store hair gel and tees (slashed and bedazzled, natch). JWoww will launch a clothing line inspired by the threads she sported on the show and DJ Pauly D will continue to spin his summer-lovin’ heart out. I don’t know if Snooki‘s dream of a dating reality show will come true. Snookin’ For Love seems like an afterthought since she’s been seen with a Guido of her very own. Said Guido goes by the name “Emilio.” Hubbah Hubbah.
Speaking of Schnicks, I read in People Magazine last night that she is trying to slim down to a size 1. I had to thumb through my memory to remember the last time I worked with odd sizes. Right! Contempo Casuals and 5-7-9. Snooks is now a size 3, but with running and a whole lotta salads she hopes to whittle her way down to a 1. Junior sizes, for those of you doing the math. Que un peanut, that Snickerooo.
Superbowl Sunday brings us a marathon of the first season on MTV. Football and Tanning. That’s what Superbowl does! Boom!
February 7th. Be there.
Thanks for breaking the news TB!!! This is so exciting. Cancun could work, but for 12 episodes. What about the Vineyard?