27 on the 27th today and I would like to thank those who wished me well.

Today I would like to give thanks for good friends, mediocre family and spectacular television. Without television, I wouldn’t be so detached from reality. I’d like to thank the major networks for airing award shows, Fox for bringing me Beverly Hills, 90210 and Stephanie Meyer for Twilight. I’ve been like a 5-year-old in a tutu with all this overstimulation, yayyyyy.

So, my people. I salute you for reading, and I salute Hollywoodland for allowing me to fall so deep down the rabbit hole.

I’m still waiting for Dylan to call and wish me well, so no one call from now until midnight.