image via Outboard Motor Oil Blog.

Giuliana and Bill are moving to Santa Monica so they’ll be closer to the beach. Tough life.

Dear Mr. Stork-Please give Giuliana and Bill a bambino and give G&B the sense to get him/her swimming lessons. Every kid should know how to swim.

“Ever since the pregnancy scare…” ILBR.

Because it makes for great tv, Giuliana volunteered herself for a night of baby-sitting. Pre-Emmy Awards. With Bill.

While Giuliana schmoozes with the likes of NeNe, Bill proves his dependability in emergencies. And he’s also better with kids. Kids love Bill. Kids hate Giuliana. Her head-to-body proportions scare even the bravest of children.

Giuliana-loving your strapless jumper. Just love.

“Rice and turkey is my friend. I love rice and turkey so so much.” I like songs about baby food.