Los Kardashians are back. Crazy nutters. Things I noticed on the season premiere last night:

1) Scott-cut your hair.
2) Why does Kim love denim vests so much? And eye-makeup. And silver hoops.
3) Khloe and Lamar call the SLS Beverly Hills home. Nice lifestyle.
4) Scott broke new dishes and Kris yelled at him. This is awkward. Give the chahch a break. He was pretending to be a waiter. Kourtney threatened to withhold baby visitation rights and Kris snapped to attention.
5) What’s it like to go house-shopping without a budget? What. Is. That. Like?
6) Kim’s depressed and eating McDonald’s. No shot she’s gorging on fatty Mac’s. Sister’s a spokeswoman for Quik-Trim. Katey noticed a frame picture of Khloe’s mugshot. I dig the humor.
7) Why does Scott always look like a chahch. Loafers and swim trunks?
I love that Kris opened Khloe’s wedding gifts without Khloe knowing. Mary Ellen would do the exact same thing.
9) The Khloe Cam is making me sick.
10) Kris loves Lamar more than Scott because Lamar makes a ton of money.
11) Does Kourtney feel bad that her baby daddy isn’t a pro athlete?
12) “Sex him up a little bit, and he will be happy to buy you that house at the end of the day.” Thanks mom.
13) Khloe baby-mama-Lamar talk is getting real old, real fast.