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So here’s the event I’ve been waiting for. Why? Because E! told me so.

Kris and Bruce upgraded to a spankin’ new pad. Nice landscaping. Very mafia.

Flashback to a blonde Khloe!

I can’t keep up with this romantical charade. Khloe’s head-over-heels in love. So why wait? Why wait? You’ve known Lamar ten days. That’s why.

Nasty: Khloe and Lamar are making out in front of Kris at dinner. They tell Kris they want to get married. But, where is the ring? Where is the engagement? What’s the rush?

Khloe can’t understand why her sisters aren’t more supportive of her. Nevermind the fact that Kourtney‘s too pregnant to think and Kim‘s just sad it’s not her walking down the aisle. It’s still a crazy idea to marry someone 32 days after knowing them. It just is.

Bruce: “Can you believe it? Kris bought a new house?”
You’re not even going to pretend you bought it, Bruce? By the way, have you had more work done? Your face is very smoothed out.

Why is Kim having the singleton desperado phone convo with her friend in front of Rob and her mother? I’m pathetic, too. But at least I keep it to myself.

“Everybody’s gonna be like,’Kim’s jealous of the wedding, cause I’m really not.’” Right. You’re totally not.

I think Kris has had some work done, too.

Everyone is keeping the engagement news from Bruce. Poor guy. He has it worse than Mike Lynch. Not too much worse. Just a little bit worse.

Kris is starting to fall apart. This is a preview of what life will be like with Mary Ellen once the gremlins get hitched. I’m psyched.

Khloe wants Rob, not Bruce, to walk her down the aisle. Rob thinks this is a bad idea because it will hurt Bruce’s feelings. Rob is right.

Why isn’t Kris at the dress fitting with Khloe in New York? I’m no bridal expert, but isn’t this an important mother-daughter moment?

“What are you doing?”
“I just flew my helicopter, and now I’m going to hit some golf balls.”

OhMyGod Kris just had a meltdown when Khloe told her that her Fraulein-Maria wedding dress was ugly. It was too funny to be sad. Way too funny.

Scott (Kourtney’s baby daddy) and Rob have “man time” to discuss Rob’s approach towards ex-flame, Adrienne, at the upcoming wedding. The very essence of masculinity: Scott dons a silk robe and both men are sipping chilled white wine. The amount of testosterone in the living room is overwhelming.

After a moving rehearsal dinner speech by Bruce, Khloe deems him worthy of walking her down the aisle.

Kourtney shouldn’t be jumping on the bed like that. She’s prego.

Khloe to Kim: “You, like, wish you were the queen of the day.” Yeah, you do Kim!

Look at Scott trying to “help” Rob by talking to Adrienne. I’ve never seen a ship sink so quickly. Rob has no shot now, thanks to Scott.

Despite the majority of the episode showing 10 different ways to split up a family, the wedding itself was beautiful. Mazel to Lamar and Khloe. Love is beautiful.