Archive for October, 2009
It Takes All Kinds To Sell A House
I want that. Now.image via ocregister.comJosh's address: One Baller AvenueJosh plans to visit Keke and Sandy in hopes of landing some pretty large McMansion listings. I'm just kidding.
"If I Said Yelling, I Meant ‘Angrily Talking’"
image via mtv.comAfter Justin broke into Kristin's house to cook her dinner (hmmmm), Kristin got un-mad at Justin. I'm talking like an idiot because I deserve it. I deserve
Give Jenny A Better Storyline. Or Stronger Meds.
"Playah Please."image via cwtv.comGossip Girl might be in danger of cancellation. The CW better step it up and dance, because these upper east-siders are becoming as dull as their
Shame On You, Lorenzo Lamas
Lorenzo Lamas sings? The Dodgers asked Lorenzo Lamas to sing the National Anthem? There is an abundance of talent in Los Angeles. And you asked Lorenzo Lamas
Can Bunnies Hop In Roller Skates?
New Girls Next Door. Whooooo-Hooooooooooo."We were born in 1989 so we know nothing about the seventies. Nothing. We don't even know anything about the eighties, barely." There are
The Cool Kids Are In Glee Club
Who's cool? Kids in the Glee club are cool. Quinn and Finn need to find a way to regain their popularity crown. Sunglasses. Sunglasses will prevent
A Land Of Plenty….Though Not Often
There's something about Million Dollar Listing that makes me want to just...study real estate. I've gotten used to watching lucky bastards rake their sordid lives across the coals
Vanessa Abrams, This Is Your Life
"No more Kotter jokes."image via cwtv.comThat's some bathrobe you've got there, Chuck. Purple paisley, is it? Confirmed: Purple paisley.Gosssip Girl is really a fan of the magenta-turquoise combo."Dan,
On A Data With The Lamas Family. Against My Will.
This show is terrible. Stupid. Dysfunctional family. Stupid Shayne in a dumb bubblegum dress.AJ and his stupid friends are punching each other in the jaw. One
New York Has Gone To The Dogs
image via mtv.comElle Erin talks superfast and I get anxiety trying to keep up.Joe thinks Olivia is good for Elle. Joe should be fire.They've certainly cut the introduction to
