I love vampires, so much so that I would watch CSPAN if there were vampires on it.
Opening scene has me in a panic and hoping that this perp isn’t James…or Victoria!
Who is this angst-ridden teenager who forces herself to smile? One minute later: I feel guilty. Something bad has happened to angst-ridden teen. It’s not just hormones. But what is it? Later in the episode: her parents died. I’m an a**hole.
Hey-isn’t that Ozzie from 90210?
Hello Vampire hottie. How are you?
Awful soundtrack. Come on, CW.
What the f*ck is going on with the smog machine. Why did it go from sunlight to “Thriller”?
I wonder if Elena has a scent that Stefan likes.
Oh no, she fell and now she has a cut and she’s bleeding and Stefan is becoming weak. Get away from him! Now! His eyes go green/red like a christmas tree. Edward‘s go black. I love Edward.
Stefan, pass off your bloodthirst as pink eye. There’s no way you can gross Elena out. You’re simply too pretty AND you’re a vampire. Ergo, you are magical.
The fog. What’s with the fog?
Oh no. Now Vicki‘s been bitten. Vicki survived! What’s going to happen now?
Evil, HOTTER vampire brother, Damon, is here now. Hot vampires EVERYWHERE. Is Damon cross-eyed? Damn it. Which vampire is hotter?
Will Vicki become a vampire now? Is the venom spreading throughout her body? Or is she just a vampire rat?
Damon’s violent antics are going to get real old, real fast. So if you’re going to stay, keep a low profile. Otherwise, beat it. Stefan, you may stay because you remind me of Edward Cullen.
