Naomi‘s a rotten bitch, even by high school standards.

Dixon‘s loitering near the Kaballah Club. Should a public school be promoting religion on campus? Church and State?

Teddy Montgomery (aka Faux Dell from Private Practice) looks like he should be a groupie fo Bert & Ernie. It’s the lips and hair.

Liam-please just tell Naomi that you didn’t sleep with Annie. He slept with your sister. This roundabout circle of lies is exhausting.

I still hate the revamped theme song. CW, do something about this.

What a weirdo scenario: Jen coming over to Liam’s house to make sure he stays away from Naomi. The writers need a swift kick in the ass for this one. Like that’s really going to keep him away from her? Try something a little more powerful, like a restraining order.

Lookie here. Rumor Willis.Come on, Navid. Do Aundrea and Brandon proud. Resurrect The Blaze.

I don’t remember Jen and Naomi’s house looking like a glass castle. It was more of a spanish-style home in the Hills. Be consistent, CW. That’s all I ask. That and to do a better job with this joke of a series.

Thank God I wasn’t in high school when text messaging existed. Annie is the victim of “sexting.” Kids these days. So vulgar. Lock it up or it’s off to the convent you go!

OMG Principal and Ryan are playing basketball like Steve and Brandon used to. Or Brandon and Jim Walsh. Almost paradise…

I wanna be on the high school surf team. Dixon, get after it. Tackle that wave! Killer boots, man.

Gaaahd, Annie you are the worst actress EVER. And you fake-admitted to boning Liam? Now Naomi’s nostrils are sprained from overflaring.

Awww, Dixon, Teddy and Liam are surfing buddies AND friends. This is great. No cattiness. Just dudes hanging on the beach, catching a few waves and being awesome.

Ok Silver, you’re traveling back into crazy land with your Dixon-stalking. Time to up the medication.

Hold up, where’s Ethan? (Update, Ethan left the show. I’m an idiot.)

I can’t imagine that a glass door would serve as a sturdy barricade against the outside world. Case-in-point, Liam just tried to put his hand through “the front door” and cracked it up.

When will Jen be coming out with her dating guide? Aspirations like hers are a dime a dozen and sister needs to share the wealth.

Yeah, Dixon! Punch the scumbag who was taking nudie pics of your sister!

PS-I swear Jen was in the Never Ending Story despite what IMDB denies.