Kendra is throwing a dinner party? Please tell me the mansion staff is coming over to cater. Or that she is hiring someone to cook, and clean and entertain properly. Perhaps the caterer will lock her upstairs while the party is going on. That’s a good idea.
Maranie is Kendra‘s brother’s girlfriend and now her assistant. Maranie proved herself as a legit house organizer and now she’s dug herself a huge-ass hole because it turns out, Kendra can’t do a damn thing on her own! How could we have ever seen this coming?
Day of Dinner party (afternoon of, really): Kendra‘s mom came to the rescue with a crock pot.
Menu: Beef stew short rib, shrimp cocktail, Olive Garden salad, Rice Krispy treats. Mmmmmm.
Grandma (upon hearing Kendra’s white-trash dinner party menu): “Wonderful. That sounds very nice.” My nana would have at least offered to make potato salad. Kendra, save yourself the trouble and take the crew to Dave & Buster’s.
Kendra: “Eww I’ve never touched meat before.” It’s too easy. “I got used to touching the meat.” Yeah you did!
Kendra asked Amber to serve drinks at her dinner party. That is so insulting. If any of my friends asked me to bartend their couples’ dinner, I would dump a large iced coffee over their head. I would, girls. Try me.
Maranie went hiking, neglecting her duties as an assistant, and Kendra is angers. Maranie pulled attitude after Kendra made it clear what needed to get done. Oh no you didn’t! Take off those GD sunglasses and listen to your boss. Family and work do not mix. She’s condescending and thinks that Leonardo DiCaprio has a busier schedule than Kendra. Who does that slor think she’s talking to? It seems like it would take a lot to make Kendra mad, so Maranie must be one tough bitch to deal with.
Oh no! There are more people at the dinner party! Hank’s parents, Kendra’s mom and grandma, and now…Holly. Dressed appropriately for dinner in sweatpants and a leopard sweatshirt. You can take the girl out of Alaska.
End result: Huge success, given that your guests are meathead football players and their gold-digging wives. And grandma, who would eat sauteed grass if you made it especially for her.
Kendra: Sundays @ 10/9 c on E!
Your joking, right?
This is Maranie & the show is 100% fake! As you may know now, Colin & I have thank-GOD-fully broken up (IIIIIII dumped him) & I was paid to play a role on a SHOW. Its exactly that, there is NO reality in the show, & that show panned out the way it did BECAUSE I broke up with her LOSER ass brother a couple days beforehand! I can tell you EVERY FAKE thing that happened…we'll just go with that episode:
1. The mansion chef Laurie, cooked the WHOLE meal
2. Those "home-made" rice krispies, were STORE BOUGHT!
3. The dinner was ONLY for show, she really isn't smart enough to put together a whole dinner for 6…so "having her mom AND grandma drive up from San Diego" to "help" her with it is VERY believeable
4. The infamous "firing scene" is fake, as you HEAR most of her talking…which is VOICEOVER! That escalated into a real arguement because I DUMPED colin.
5. And the "Leonardo Dicaprio" comments…haha please, Leonardo DiCaprio has TALENT and has a REAL life to take care of…I lived with her for months, she didnt do barely ANYTHING except travel here & there & get her nasty hair done
6. Even though the dinner was fake, she didn't even have the COMMON COURTESY to even INVITE her mother or grandmother to the dinner when they drove 3 hours to help the b*tch! Oh, and didnt even invite Amber (who lived at the house too) or Brittany to the dinner & they "helped" as well!
7. Holly coming was 100% planned, even though she didn't really care much for her
8. I wasn't at the dinner…not because I was "fired" but because I DECIDED to go out and have a REAL good time instead haha they wanted me there for "drama"or whatever but I got over it
9. Oh, and in NO way do I "want" to be an assitant…it would be impossible to be an assistant to someone THAT retarted…I played a ROLE on a show, THAT'S IT!
I haven't seen the episode in months, so that's all about I can think of off the top of my head.
SO get a life & find something better to do than sit on the computer and talk about a dumb show!
Actually i wouldnt because i wouldnt want to earn my money in that way. Some people actually have morals and wouldnt exploit or make fun of someone for money.
thanks though i will stick to my hard work and my 9 to 5 I LOVE my job and i help people out instead of trying to bash them.
team brenda: congrats! if you're getting compared to Perez then it's safe to say you're well on your way to success. "anonymous" would take perez's paycheck any day…
She has a right to her opinion. Its fair game remember. I agree
Hmmm, sounds like Anonymous has some issues-and why is she bashing Perez-I like Perez. Sounds like she has a few of her own issues. Keep it up Team Brenda and buzz off Anonymous-I know you will.
Hey angry beaver-I write about television, not about other people's lives. If you're on a show, your content is fair game.
I hope you found something worthwhile to do with your own life. I know I have.
*curtsies*
Why do you think you know everything (or anything for that matter) about everybody? You are obviously a nobody in this world and you are trying to be a somebody by gossiping about other peoples lives? Is it because you have no life of your own or dont have a life that you ACTUALLY like so you have to bash other people's. You are just like another Perez Hilton. I hope someone puts you in your place as well. Maybe you will see what you have done wrong. I know i am doing somewhat of the same thing right now and thats just fine with me because someone needs to do it to you. You are trying to put someone elses life in your own words.. HOW DOES THAT WORK…… umm it doesnt.
Oh and p.s. your comment about maranie prooving to be a good house organizer is b.s. because she JUST proved she couldnt be a good assistant. Come on now.. if someone tells you to clean the house and get a tablecloth with matching napkins and silverware..oh and some candles and maybe a centerpiece.. BUT YOU GO HIKING INSTEAD.. your career should be over . How smart and how much of a "mind reader" would you have to be to figure out what to do after that? It would take an hour or two.. I am sorry but she is an ASSISTANT…..thats what they do. so plz find something better to do with your life.. i know i am