I don’t want to write anything about Lina for fear that she will come after me and slash my clothing…and my neck.

OMG Ariel is having the most obnoxiously gaudy desk custom-made for him. He wanted to bedazzle it with his birthstones. He believed it to be better than the desks of Donald Trump and that Macintosh guy, Bill Gates. Or as everyone else on the planet likes to call him, Steve Jobs. He talked about having sex on the desk and the Indian guy just stood there, patting himself on the back for making sure the surface area is big enough for impromptu sexy time.

My hope for this show is that everyone realizes what a snot-face Ariel is and make him move to Ft. Lauderdale. Katrina recognized insecurity within Ariel and believed that deep down inside, he really isn’t that bad. From where I stand, he seems that bad. But let’s watch and see what happens.

Katrina‘s soon-to-be ex-husband is tres good-looking.

Michael, don’t smoke in your apartment. It’s unhealthy and your curtains will reek of smoke for ages. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

Hardy and Katrina invited Ariel to dinner in order to talk some sense into him and try to make him realize that he IS NOT A NICE PERSON. Hardy ordered a miso soup and Ariel warned him that he will get fat! “I used to be fat. When I was young, I was fat.” There we go. There’s the issue. He has inner fat kid issues. Now he fears fat. We’ve also discovered that Ariel is defensive, lacks a sense of humor and has anger issues. “I am very nice to everybody.” End result: Ariel is not a nice person.

Holy Eff bombs. Lina is preggers? George, put down the Patron and get your a** home.