I never really forgot about the immensely entertaining seasons one and two of Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County. I just had to be reminded this past weekend. Katey and I took a night off from being awesome and just soaked in important teenage issues like kissing someone else’s boyfriend (always a faux pas) and how many tanks you can layer without looking fatty.

I’m not Kristin Cavallari‘s biggest fan, but the bitch has boatloads of confidence. So much so that Katey and I were convinced she spent 90% of the second season sober (save for that fiesta incident at Alex H.’s house). Quite frankly I think Cavallari’s hair looked too greasy and she was a trashy dresser. And Kristin-nice try claiming you were going to enroll at University of Southern California. No shot. Wikipedia said you were briefly enrolled at Loyola Marymount University. Not a bad school, but it’s not USC, playah.

Hold up, second-season Casey is Doug Reinhardt’s sister? Stop it! This makes so much sense now. Lauren and she were tight on the second season of Lagunz and I could never figure out why. It’s because LC was getting tapped by Dougie. OMFG. Don’t worry, my friends. If you don’t know much about ass-clown Doug Reinhardt, he has his very own site, ripe with glamour shots. Yearning for more? Casey has her very own site, complete with a piano medley to rock you to sleep. You can even find out how much she weighs (105 lbs). Someone should give girlfriend a heads-up on how to dress your age for prom night. Cavalli should come with an NC-17 tag and banned from any and all high school activities. I don’t care how rich your father is.

I also forgot that Heidi was in a few scenes towards the end of season two. Katey and I were really hoping the DVD would head our prayers and just roll right into season one of The Hills. Heidi seemed to be tight with both Jen Bunny and Kristin (which is how she met Spencer-Cavallari was dating Brody Jenner and fixed Montag up with Pratt. We’re eternally grateful and will repay you somehow, someday with a good old-fashioned stoning). Heidi looked very different from her southern-belle-cum-porn-star look today. The hair was straight, the face was void of any plastic and the body was petite. Katey and I tried our best to study the interactions between not only Lauren and Jason, but also Heidi and Jason. Katey concluded that Heidi most likely gave Lauren many a tongue-lashing about Jason and his rotten ways (mind you Heidi was also friends with Laguna people who also knew about Jason’s dirt-bag tendancies). I’m not saying that Heidi didn’t deserve a few tongue lashings herself from Lauren, but something tells me Lauren might be a bit of a hypocrite on the Speidi affair. Then again, I don’t know because I’m not in her shoes.

PS-LC’s hair and eyebrows have come a long way.

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