High-Fives to Holly Madison for reaching the pinnacle of her “career.” Holly will be replacing Jewel on the new season of Dancing With The Stars, or as I like to call it “A Sorry Attempt To Revive Your Career While Wearing A Jazzy Outfit.” I have watched perhaps 10 minutes of this show and I think it’s been on for a few years now. I can’t believe I’m even writing about it. Mark my words, Team Brenda readers. This will be the only post about the show you will read here. I just thought I’d let the people know what I really think of Dancing With The Has-Beens. I’m mean, I know. What right do I have to type such blasphemy about people who make more money that I will ever see in my lifetime? Not much, I tell you. Now, on to our newest Z-lister, cha-cha-cha!

Birdbrain Holly has bounced back from her tragical-magical breakup with greasy Mcgreaserson Criss Angel and won a coveted spot on Dancing With The Stars. Hurrah! This is as good as it gets, my friend. Ride this wave and stay on as long as you can. Don’t expect Hef to stop by. He created the 9pm curfew at the mansion, and by golly, he is going to practice what he preaches!